Fourth Swarm || [Voice/Action]

[stopbuggingme]

[Since he’s already memorized the landscape, Shino usually spends a majority of his days in his apartment on the journals. You know, eating wild grass salad, maybe some winter melon soup and being a big boring snore. Well today he ran out of winter melon soup, and he has to go to the store. So sometime this morning—-probably around 8AM or 9AM--he decides to head to the store to pick up the ingredients he needs. What’s the problem with this? Well as SOON as he leaves his apartment (In Community Building #1), his outfit is going to POOF into a traditional clown costume. And Shino? He doesn’t even notice. There’s pockets on each side of the costume in the same place as his old outfit, so he didn’t even need to bother looking down.

TL;DR: You have a clown Luceti. A clown wearing dark goggles and just strolling around the neighborhood casually. Feel free to bump into him either at the store or on his way to the store.]

[Filtered to Naruto, Shikamaru, and Chouji // 100% unhackable]

[Despite not noticing the OUTFIT he does notice Luceti itself looks different.]

The town’s appearance… has altered slightly.

Comments

[Voice]

[endgames]

What the hell is on your face?

[Now that he's bothered to move his head and look at the journal... pfft.]

[Voice]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

... What are you referring to?

[He feels his face, and it FEELS relatively normal.]

Is that a new sort of slang...?

[Voice]

[endgames]

N-No. [Just a very small snicker over here. Straight face now.] If she were here, I'd ask if you'd done something to piss Ino off. Then again, she'd never approve of the rest of the get-up, cruel as she can be.

Touch your nose.

[Voice]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

...?

[Don't know what that's gonna do but okay. He touches his nose and-- honkhonk. WTF brb instantly removing that clown nose now.]

What is this!? [In a moment of weakness over his emotions, he's taking that nose and fucking THROWING IT AS FAR AS HE CAN.]

[Voice]

[endgames]

[Quite matter-of-factly] A clown nose, it looks like. Never figured you to be one for dress-up.

[Voice]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

You know that this is not my doing!

[Taking off clown wig too while he's at it.]

[Voice]

[endgames]

Calm down, calm down. A little teasing never killed anyone. I'd say you're right about an experiment going on, though.

[Voice]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

Apparently, we are to be forced into various Halloween costumes.

These "experiments". They serve no purpose except for amusement. [Oh he's just grumpy]

[Voice]

[endgames]

Someone should introduce the Malnosso to the concept of a good book. [He rolls his eyes, then pops his neck.] A clown suit's nothing you can't deal with for a little while, though.

[Voice]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

It's humiliating! But... not fatal.

[The only good thing he can think of is he can't DIE from this. THAT'S IT.]

[Voice]

[endgames]

[He notes with interest that this is probbaly the first thing he's seen Shino get worked up over.] And it could've been worse. You could've been dressed in nothing but a diaper, for example.

[Voice]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[There's silence as he tries to think if that would have been worse or not...]

...

...

I suppose.