Eleventh Swarm || [Action]

[stopbuggingme]

[Anyone wandering into the flower shop today is going to notice a young man in New Feather pants lying on a bed of daffodils. No, he’s not a new resident, but he WAS mallynapped and the mun Malnosso decided this would be a really funny way of returning him back to the village apparently. He’s still unconscious though and some of his bugs have managed to wander away from him and are now pollinating various flowers around the shop. Soon, Shino’s eyes spring open and he notices this wasn’t the comfy bed he was lying in pre-mallynapping..]

…!!!

[Luckily his goggles are on the ground nearby and he quickly picks them up and slides them over his head. He can’t have people seeing his real eyes and all of that. Argh, out of all the places to return to… Shino is hoping that he’ll be able to make it outside, and take the back roads in order to get home without being spotted, but no way his luck will be that good. He is actually tempted to just say screw it and start roof jumping at full speed back towards the apartment, buuut that might actually end up being more noticeable.

Feel free to notice these unintentional Shino!shenanigans! Either at the flower shop, during roof top jumping, or him taking the back roads to his apartment.]

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[nextgen-hokage.livejournal.com]

[After this mun is done hating Shino-mun for the shinonigans tag, Naruto is walking around the village in an attempt of getting somewhere outside of the village to train. This means taking the rooftops, which makes it easier to get sight of certain things from such a vantage point.

Such a thing would be Shino.] Oi, Shino!

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[FU-- it's Naruto. He'll never let him live this down. Especially with these couple of particularly stubborn daffodils that's attached to him. He's gonna have to do something really clever and suave to get away from him...

OR HE CAN USE HIS NINJA SPEED TO DO IT. That works! Woooosh!]

[nextgen-hokage.livejournal.com]

[... WHAT THE HELL MAN. Why are you running from him when he just wanted to say hello!?] Shino! Where the hell are you running!? [Because Naruto isn't gonna let that slide, man. He's chasing.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[GET AWAY FROM HIM NARUTO! Here have some bugs smacking yo face as you run!]

1/2

[nextgen-hokage.livejournal.com]

[Shit! Bugs! Normally, Naruto would freak out for a second, lose track of Shino, and call it day. But he wants to see what's going on. It seemed really important.

Totally important.

So Naruto is going to be trying to shield his face as he follows Shino from the rooftops like the shinobi he is. He won't let you get away that easy.]

2/2

[nextgen-hokage.livejournal.com]

[--HE SWALLOWED A BUG DUDE THAT'S SO GROSS]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[YEEEAH! YEEAH, YOU GIVE UP!?]

[king-en.livejournal.com]

[Has been watching this guy trying to...stay unnoticed but being even more noticeable in the process for a few moments now. New feather clothes - though the guy knows his way around far too well to be a New Feather.

It's fascinating.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[What's so noticeable about a guy in New Feather pants sneaking around town huh? I mean, he's ttly being super stealthy about it too. He doesn't even think anyone's noticed him yet.]

[king-en.livejournal.com]

[New Feathers do not usually sneak around anything.

Staring. Staring.

Eventually, he'll cough. Very indiscreetly.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[Wait, did he just hear a-- .... Crap. Well since he's been caught, he's just going to play it cool for now and because that'll work as good as his first plan.]

...

Evening.

[king-en.livejournal.com]

Good evening.

[This isn't quite a smirk. But it's getting there.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

This attire... was not of my choosing.

[You know, just FYI.]

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

[Tsubaki notices the shinonigans at the flower shop! Seriously, a guy who looks like he's passed out in a bed of daffodils is pretty hard to miss. Gawd, way to ruin the atmosphere.]

You there! [dramatic point] What do you think you're doing?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

...!?

[He quickly wakes up, but he doesn't feel his goggles over his face. And you're not a familiar voice so he doesn't open his eyes. He just sits up rubbing his fore head]

Where am I...?

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

[Her eyes narrow.] Just as I suspected.

I'll tell you where you are. You're in the middle of what was once a beautiful bed of flowers, in what was once a peaceful flower shop free from the burden of inconsiderate drunkards.

What do you have to say for yourself?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[His kikaichu form in a small group around where his goggles are and lifts them over to him. Upon putting them on he'll look over in Tsubaki's direction with a line face. Does she really think he's a drunk? Really?]

I think you are mistaken...

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

[Did... did she really just see what she thinks she saw? Tsubaki takes a small step back. Maybe she's the one intoxicated.]

I-Is that so? Perhaps you wouldn't mind explaining how else you could have stumbled through here and fallen asleep, then?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't know which is more humiliating to say. The Malnosso making him their bitch and dropping him on a bed of flowers, or him somehow stumbling here drunkenly and falling asleep... surprisingly he's going with the former.]

...

I cannot.

[eighth-strike.livejournal.com]

[ Someday, she will catch him without goggles and finally know what his face actually looks like, like normal teammates should.

Until that day, however, there is a Hinata wandering down one of those back streets away from CH1. Perfect time for a stroll, especially since she's been worried. As, after all, Shino was the intelligent and confident person on their team, so for him to be... To be...

...Oh, wow. That's the most interesting choice of clothes she's ever seen you wear, Shino. But that's not the important part. ]

Shino-kun..! You're...you're... [ Back.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[Stop finding him in awkward situations Hinata! She wasn't exactly on the top of the list of people to run into like this.]

Uh-- [Okay, he will NOT let his voice waver. He straightens up and speaks firmly. It's not that big of a deal... he's just in New Feather pants. And ONLY New Feather pants. Argh.]

Good evening, Hinata...

[eighth-strike.livejournal.com]

[ At least she won't ever mention this to anyone. Just like she's pointedly trying not to look directly at him. ]

Did...did you just get back?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[Thank God she's shy and isn't looking directly at him at least. He can appreciate that much.]

Yes. I have only been conscious for a little more than a few minutes... which explains my attire. [You know, on the very slight chance she thought he actually went to the store and picked this out or something.]

[eighth-strike.livejournal.com]

[ While ninja in general make questionable fashion choices, thinking he actually choose that attire never once crossed her mind. The thought of someone like Shino even considering wearing so little is almost enough to make her smile. But the rest of that sentence keeps her from doing so. ]

That seems strange...to wake up in such clothes. But, um, I think we can talk about that later. I'm sure you'd like to head in and change, at least?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[He nods. Sorry Hinata. He doesn't mind talking to you but you know. This situation is kinda awkwaaaard. As usual. One of these days he will find you and it won't be in an awkward situation.]

I will talk to you later Hinata... [And he is just about to walk off when he pauses for a few seconds before turning around and speaking again.] Ah. I also ran into Naruto earlier. I believe he expressed concerns about "hanging out" with you.

[Actually he didn't. He just had bugs shoved down his throat really. But he knows you take a keen liking to Naruto, for... some reason. So he's going to do you a solid and force ask Naruto politely to go on a date-esque situation with you. Since you guys haven't hung out that much since you got here.

Yeah, yeah Shino's the bestest friend ever and all that.]