Eleventh Swarm || [Action]

[stopbuggingme]

[Anyone wandering into the flower shop today is going to notice a young man in New Feather pants lying on a bed of daffodils. No, he’s not a new resident, but he WAS mallynapped and the mun Malnosso decided this would be a really funny way of returning him back to the village apparently. He’s still unconscious though and some of his bugs have managed to wander away from him and are now pollinating various flowers around the shop. Soon, Shino’s eyes spring open and he notices this wasn’t the comfy bed he was lying in pre-mallynapping..]

…!!!

[Luckily his goggles are on the ground nearby and he quickly picks them up and slides them over his head. He can’t have people seeing his real eyes and all of that. Argh, out of all the places to return to… Shino is hoping that he’ll be able to make it outside, and take the back roads in order to get home without being spotted, but no way his luck will be that good. He is actually tempted to just say screw it and start roof jumping at full speed back towards the apartment, buuut that might actually end up being more noticeable.

Feel free to notice these unintentional Shino!shenanigans! Either at the flower shop, during roof top jumping, or him taking the back roads to his apartment.]

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[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

[Tsubaki notices the shinonigans at the flower shop! Seriously, a guy who looks like he's passed out in a bed of daffodils is pretty hard to miss. Gawd, way to ruin the atmosphere.]

You there! [dramatic point] What do you think you're doing?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

...!?

[He quickly wakes up, but he doesn't feel his goggles over his face. And you're not a familiar voice so he doesn't open his eyes. He just sits up rubbing his fore head]

Where am I...?

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

[Her eyes narrow.] Just as I suspected.

I'll tell you where you are. You're in the middle of what was once a beautiful bed of flowers, in what was once a peaceful flower shop free from the burden of inconsiderate drunkards.

What do you have to say for yourself?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[His kikaichu form in a small group around where his goggles are and lifts them over to him. Upon putting them on he'll look over in Tsubaki's direction with a line face. Does she really think he's a drunk? Really?]

I think you are mistaken...

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

[Did... did she really just see what she thinks she saw? Tsubaki takes a small step back. Maybe she's the one intoxicated.]

I-Is that so? Perhaps you wouldn't mind explaining how else you could have stumbled through here and fallen asleep, then?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't know which is more humiliating to say. The Malnosso making him their bitch and dropping him on a bed of flowers, or him somehow stumbling here drunkenly and falling asleep... surprisingly he's going with the former.]

...

I cannot.

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm just being naive, but... you don't actually seem like the type to get yourself into that sort of trouble.

[Hm.] Either way, do you need a hand?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

I believe I am capable.

[He'll just... get off that bed of flowers and stand up now, dusting his pants off slightly. He would normally just nod at her and walk away but... he's trying this whole "social" thing and whatnot.]

However... I appreciate the gesture.

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

Very well.

[She stands back and gives Shino the once-over, realizing that the most likely explanation for all of this is that he's simply a New Feather.]

Don't mention it. [...] Have you been here before?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[He actually assumes you mean the flower shop.]

I've passed by several times, but no.

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

[Wat. Dude, how do you pass by Luce-- ohhh.]

Then you're not new to Luceti itself?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

No. This-- [As in all the horribly embarrassing things that just happened to him right now.] is the aftermath of a kidnapping I experienced... [He's just gonna look at a nearby calender to at least see what month it is and estimates how long he's been gone.] a couple weeks ago.

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

Oh. [Her gaze falls to the floor, guessing she really shouldn't have bitched at him before.] I'm sorry to hear that.

[...] And for accusing you of inappropriate conduct.

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

If this were under normal circumstances, you would have likely been correct.

...

Hmm. I can assume you are an upholder of the law of some sort? [You know, because a normal person probably would have just walked by gawking. And the way she talks is not exactly like a normal citizen.]

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

[She's a little surprised that he's being so understanding about it. Her accusations don't always turn out so well.]

Not here, I'm afraid, but I was one back home. Old habits die hard, though.

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

It would seem so...

[Wait, he can nod and walk away now right? Yeah that should be fi-- argh wait no. Forgot something.]

Ah, I am Aburame Shino. [Such a flawless transition to name introduction thar. He used to be hesitant about giving out his last name but eh. She probably doesn't know about his clan anyway.]

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

And I'm Tsubaki Yayoi. It's nice to meet you. [Yeah what she doesn't know could fill a warehouse.]

Though I'd better not keep you any longer. I'm sure you'll be wanting to get home and put all of this nonsense behind you.