Eleventh Swarm || [Action]

[stopbuggingme]

[Anyone wandering into the flower shop today is going to notice a young man in New Feather pants lying on a bed of daffodils. No, he’s not a new resident, but he WAS mallynapped and the mun Malnosso decided this would be a really funny way of returning him back to the village apparently. He’s still unconscious though and some of his bugs have managed to wander away from him and are now pollinating various flowers around the shop. Soon, Shino’s eyes spring open and he notices this wasn’t the comfy bed he was lying in pre-mallynapping..]

…!!!

[Luckily his goggles are on the ground nearby and he quickly picks them up and slides them over his head. He can’t have people seeing his real eyes and all of that. Argh, out of all the places to return to… Shino is hoping that he’ll be able to make it outside, and take the back roads in order to get home without being spotted, but no way his luck will be that good. He is actually tempted to just say screw it and start roof jumping at full speed back towards the apartment, buuut that might actually end up being more noticeable.

Feel free to notice these unintentional Shino!shenanigans! Either at the flower shop, during roof top jumping, or him taking the back roads to his apartment.]

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[nextgen-hokage.livejournal.com]

[After this mun is done hating Shino-mun for the shinonigans tag, Naruto is walking around the village in an attempt of getting somewhere outside of the village to train. This means taking the rooftops, which makes it easier to get sight of certain things from such a vantage point.

Such a thing would be Shino.] Oi, Shino!

[king-en.livejournal.com]

[Has been watching this guy trying to...stay unnoticed but being even more noticeable in the process for a few moments now. New feather clothes - though the guy knows his way around far too well to be a New Feather.

It's fascinating.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[FU-- it's Naruto. He'll never let him live this down. Especially with these couple of particularly stubborn daffodils that's attached to him. He's gonna have to do something really clever and suave to get away from him...

OR HE CAN USE HIS NINJA SPEED TO DO IT. That works! Woooosh!]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[What's so noticeable about a guy in New Feather pants sneaking around town huh? I mean, he's ttly being super stealthy about it too. He doesn't even think anyone's noticed him yet.]

[nextgen-hokage.livejournal.com]

[... WHAT THE HELL MAN. Why are you running from him when he just wanted to say hello!?] Shino! Where the hell are you running!? [Because Naruto isn't gonna let that slide, man. He's chasing.]

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

[Tsubaki notices the shinonigans at the flower shop! Seriously, a guy who looks like he's passed out in a bed of daffodils is pretty hard to miss. Gawd, way to ruin the atmosphere.]

You there! [dramatic point] What do you think you're doing?

[king-en.livejournal.com]

[New Feathers do not usually sneak around anything.

Staring. Staring.

Eventually, he'll cough. Very indiscreetly.]

[eighth-strike.livejournal.com]

[ Someday, she will catch him without goggles and finally know what his face actually looks like, like normal teammates should.

Until that day, however, there is a Hinata wandering down one of those back streets away from CH1. Perfect time for a stroll, especially since she's been worried. As, after all, Shino was the intelligent and confident person on their team, so for him to be... To be...

...Oh, wow. That's the most interesting choice of clothes she's ever seen you wear, Shino. But that's not the important part. ]

Shino-kun..! You're...you're... [ Back.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[GET AWAY FROM HIM NARUTO! Here have some bugs smacking yo face as you run!]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[Wait, did he just hear a-- .... Crap. Well since he's been caught, he's just going to play it cool for now and because that'll work as good as his first plan.]

...

Evening.

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

...!?

[He quickly wakes up, but he doesn't feel his goggles over his face. And you're not a familiar voice so he doesn't open his eyes. He just sits up rubbing his fore head]

Where am I...?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[Stop finding him in awkward situations Hinata! She wasn't exactly on the top of the list of people to run into like this.]

Uh-- [Okay, he will NOT let his voice waver. He straightens up and speaks firmly. It's not that big of a deal... he's just in New Feather pants. And ONLY New Feather pants. Argh.]

Good evening, Hinata...

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

[Her eyes narrow.] Just as I suspected.

I'll tell you where you are. You're in the middle of what was once a beautiful bed of flowers, in what was once a peaceful flower shop free from the burden of inconsiderate drunkards.

What do you have to say for yourself?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[His kikaichu form in a small group around where his goggles are and lifts them over to him. Upon putting them on he'll look over in Tsubaki's direction with a line face. Does she really think he's a drunk? Really?]

I think you are mistaken...

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

[Did... did she really just see what she thinks she saw? Tsubaki takes a small step back. Maybe she's the one intoxicated.]

I-Is that so? Perhaps you wouldn't mind explaining how else you could have stumbled through here and fallen asleep, then?

[eighth-strike.livejournal.com]

[ At least she won't ever mention this to anyone. Just like she's pointedly trying not to look directly at him. ]

Did...did you just get back?

[king-en.livejournal.com]

Good evening.

[This isn't quite a smirk. But it's getting there.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[Thank God she's shy and isn't looking directly at him at least. He can appreciate that much.]

Yes. I have only been conscious for a little more than a few minutes... which explains my attire. [You know, on the very slight chance she thought he actually went to the store and picked this out or something.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't know which is more humiliating to say. The Malnosso making him their bitch and dropping him on a bed of flowers, or him somehow stumbling here drunkenly and falling asleep... surprisingly he's going with the former.]

...

I cannot.

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

This attire... was not of my choosing.

[You know, just FYI.]

1/2

[nextgen-hokage.livejournal.com]

[Shit! Bugs! Normally, Naruto would freak out for a second, lose track of Shino, and call it day. But he wants to see what's going on. It seemed really important.

Totally important.

So Naruto is going to be trying to shield his face as he follows Shino from the rooftops like the shinobi he is. He won't let you get away that easy.]

2/2

[nextgen-hokage.livejournal.com]

[--HE SWALLOWED A BUG DUDE THAT'S SO GROSS]

[king-en.livejournal.com]

...oh?

[cry-camellia.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm just being naive, but... you don't actually seem like the type to get yourself into that sort of trouble.

[Hm.] Either way, do you need a hand?

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[YEEEAH! YEEAH, YOU GIVE UP!?]