Thirteenth Swarm || [Action/Voice]

[stopbuggingme]

[ Voice ]

[Two things was wrong when Shino woke up this morning: for one he had slept over the time he was supposed to by like ten or fifteen minutes (obv a big deal). And two, he wasn’t in his normal sleeping clothes. Instead he looked down only to be greeted by a pair of white cotton pants… very strange indeed. After getting his normal clothes on, he’ll address the journals.]

Is it… normal to awake in New Feather attire?


[ Action ]

[As usual Shino isn't doing anything particularly interesting today. He’s just at the lovsl grocery store. And right now he’s looking through the winter melons. Now, with Shino being well-— Shino, he has to find the very most ripe winter melon out of the ones available. And right now he's down to two of them; one in each hand. He was lifting his hands up and down trying to see which one had the most proper weight to it.

But the interesting part was that while he was doing this, thousands upon thousands of tiny little itty bitty beetle bugs begin to emerge from his clothing and very slowly start to cover his body in themselves. Not that he seems to notice this however. He’s far too busy testing the weight of these winter melons to notice.]


[ ooc: SO! Shino was mallynapped and stuff guys! IN HIS SLEEP! But luckily it was only for last night. He’s returned now with a new mallynap effect: he’s going to very slowly, but surely start to lose control of his little bug friends that he keeps stored inside of his body. This is the first in a series of post about the affect actually! o/

Voice is being backdated for early this morning sometime, and the Action part of the entry can take point at any place in time. ]

Comments

Ffffff. Well Shino loooves his melon manhandling.

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

There will be new ones.

[He's going to grab his wrist to keep it from shaking and letting out another swarm.]

Excuse me. [And now he's going to try to leave the store. Now hopefully she won't you know try to follow him or block his path or something.]

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

[Oh no, she won't try to stop him or follow him or anything of the sort.]

Very well, goodbye.

[As he leaves however she'll leave him with a few more words.]

However, if there were a problem, I could always be of assistance.

[And by assistance she means 'lets see if I can find out whats up with this guy without forcing it out of him'. That'll come later should this not work.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[He stops. Was she really trying to help him? Didn't you just try to kill him a few weeks ago!]

...

You could not. This is the effects of a kidnapping.

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

[Kidnapping? She isn't all too familiar with these kidnappings yet, but she's pretty sure he just admitted that there is a problem because of this 'kidnapping'.]

Kidnapping you say? Oh dear. And how did that happen~?

[She had no intention of assisting him in the first place, so time for a quick change of plans. Find out about these kidnappings and how they relate to his 'problem'. After that, who knows~ If it's a serious problem she might have to take advantage of it.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT YUUKA! Without his control these guys are like mad dogs with thin breakable leashes... mini-mad dogs. Who are actually bugs.]

Occasionally the Malnosso will send their drones to abduct someone. When that person returns it is possible that there will be certain... side-effects.

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

[All dogs can be put down one way or another~ If any even try to make a move against her, expect mad swatting action courtesy of her parasol.]

The Malnosso seem to do a lot more than I imagined. But these kidnappings certainly compliment their sadistic sense of humour well.

[She's met humans who have had belongings from their own worlds returned to them, only broken or missing something. It's all terribly amusing to her, humans and their possessions.]

If what you say is true, then you too must be suffering from some sort of side-effect. Care to enlighten me?

[She's not worried about the drones or kidnappings right now seeing as she's all 'I'm a youkai, I won't get kidnapped', so she'll stay focused on finding out more information.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

And why would I do that? Are you honestly expecting me to believe you are here to assist me?

[He has a very hard time trusting people who have stabbed him through the chest with a parasol. That really hurt you know.]

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

[That was just her way of saying hello. Except it wasn't and she really did want him dead back then.]

To be blunt, yes. A problem shared is a problem halved after all.

[Still no intention of helping him. Ever. It's all lies.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[There is the sound of an almost inaudible sigh before he speaks.]

If you must know.... the effect seems to be that I am incapable of judging ripe melons properly. [Which wasn't exactly true but she might buy it? Nah probably wouldn't.]

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

How terrible! If that is the case I shall have to help you pick out all your melons from now on!

[It's possible for speech to be dripping with sarcasm, but her words were soaked in it.]

Last chance~ Enlighten me as to what your problem is, only let's be a little more serious this time around, human.

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

...

[He pauses to think for a minute. He doubts she's trying to help him. But if he loses full control, he might need her help. And since she wants to kill hin anyway she shouldn't have any problems putting a stop to his insects if need be... while trying to kill him]

If you must know... the Malnosso seem to have made my Kikaichu... more disobedient than normal.

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

[Aaand she finally knows. Sort of. When has he used that term before? She vaguely remembers him warning her about his kikaichu when she was surrounded in a sphere of them.]

How awful. That must hinder your abilities to some degree.

[A sphere of bugs. His kikaichu are his bugs. Oh ok then.]

I imagine I would have little trouble killing you here today if that is the case~

[Idling twirling her parasol now, innocently as ever.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[He trusted yooou. Well not really. He knew you were going to do that. He adjusts his goggles.]

That is a possibility.

[And then some of his bugs are going to sneak out of his clothing again. They react to even the slightest of his emotions now.]

Or perhaps without me holding them back they would simply chew the flesh off your bone. I hope you do not plan on testing your theory today. [A bluff. Mostly. They're capable of chewing through steel easily back home, yes, but he's not exactly sure if they would do something like that automatically.]

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I have no intention of fighting you today if you're lacking control of your 'kikaichu'.

[She's feeling pretty lazy today, such is the way of an older youkai. Throwing around death threats is always fun for a reaction however.]

I'd much rather you be in top form for a battle, otherwise it just wouldn't be as entertaining to me~

[Lying about helping. Lying about killing. Gosh.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[What. Is. Your. PROBLEM LADY!?]

...

Was there even a point in threatening me just now?

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

[She has no problem. She just likes joking about death for reactions and messing with people for the sake of messing with people. No problem at all.]

Of course there is. I do most things with reason.

[And of course the reason is...]

I threatened you for my own enjoyment~

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

You threatened to kill me for laughs?

[You're a horrible horrible person.]

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[Oh you're such a flatterer.]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

...I'm leaving.

[Yes well it's pretty obvious he's just a little butt hurt over that. And if she doesn't have anything else to add he's going to storm walk out of the store now.]

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

[That's fine. She'll just wave politely as he-- Oh. Oh gosh.]

Ah!! Shino, wait! Wait! I almost forgot!

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[He stops and turns around. In a very annoyed fashion btw.]

What?

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

[Walking up to him, she places a melon in his hands.]

Your melon.

[She even remembered which melon she thought was best in her superior youkai opinion. With that done she'll walk out before him and bid him farewell.]

Good day Shino~

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[Wait. What. What. What. He just... honestly has no idea what just happened here. And after a second or two of being frozen in thought, he stops trying to understand it. Shikamaru was right. Trying to understand women was very troublesome indeed.]

...thank you. [Huh. And it was even the same exact melon he picked. Well at least he could enjoy some winter melon soup tonight if he gets his bugs under control.]